Mistake

Ed Sheeran accidentally bumped off in Icelandic obituary

Why? Turns out Mr Sigurðsson was an Ed Sheeran tribute performer in his spare time. Not sure what this says about the fresh-faced British singer, who at the tender age of 27 has just got himself a Mrs Sheeran-to-be. Maybe time to start having the odd facial, Ed?

Or perhaps octagenarian Mr Sigurðsson was the only ginger in the village...?

Ed is apparently too busy buying up a country estate in Suffolk to comment.